I'm waiting.
I'm always here waiting for you...
to tell you the feelings
I hold in my heart.
Do you wait long?
No.I...um...you...
I'll permit this Excel Saga episode to be a hearful love comedy.
I love you...
"""Yeah, that's it."""
(Excel Sega)
That isn't fove!
Love isn't that.
I love but I'm not loved.
It's not love at all...
"""I want to be loved, but I won't ask for it."""
"""This body may be crushed, I'll give my life away"""
Just plainly without hesitation
"""I'll con't them and gift them, come in from the side."""
I'll step on to here and kick'em up
Run away Run away!
Even if I slip on a banana peef
That's all for that one man
If I must say it's probably
Loyalty in the name of love
(Love)
Bit-brother!!
Come on big brother!!
Wake up bro!! You're gonna be late for school!!
You're always waking up late...
You can't do anything without me!
Geez!
Just 5 more minutes...
Hurry up and wake up or I'm gonna be late too.
I'll skip out today.You can go by your self.
Nope I can't do that.
Your homeroom teacher told me that I have to bring you to school no matter what.
Or else he's gonna make you take the test a million times.
What? ! That's not fair!
You're finally up Morm was right.
She said you'd get up right away if I mentioned a test.
Tee hee.
So you were lying?
"""Ehee hee, You got it!"""
Why you little... !
Damn Don't get carried away. Excel.
I should give her a good. I should give her a good killing!
What? No!
"""Brother, you're so mean!"""
Hail I lparatzo! Hail I lparatzo!
Excel has returned!
"""Everything is for the Secret ldeal Organization, Across."""
And for Master I lparatzo!
I was having a hard time when I was trapped in a hole in the middle of a jungle...
"""...and there was a pretty old man-woman wearing a weird iron mask"
"""...tanks, helicopters blowing up and bullets flying about all over the place."""
"""Well, in summary I mean, it was pretty harsh out there..."""
"""Good morning. Master I lparatzo Well, in summary I mean, it was pretty harsh out there."""
"Good morning. Master I lparatzo. ""Good morning, Hyatt."""
It appears that you've safely carried out your mission.
"""Many coincidences just happened to occur, so"""
You're so humble
And who would she be?
"""Oh, I'm sorry, I guess I haven't really introduced you"""
She's Excel. one of our senior employees.
"""I didn't know you were my senior, I'm sorry I haven't introduced myself."""
My name is Hyatt.
"""Oh, nice to meet..."""
What is this position?! Do I have to think ofyou like that?
"""No, I mean... I'm Excel pleased to meet you!"""
She IS dead!
What! There's something coming out ofyour mouth! Your mouth!
"""Augh! It looks poisonous, it looks poisonous! Don't touch me!"""
(Continue)
Peddy!
Where am l?
I'm glad you're awake.
I'm just a mountain girl My name is Kumi-kumi.
Have some hot soup
Continued... huh?
Tetsuko...
"""The soup will get cold, here..."""
Thank y...
Wait! The soup!
I'm running low on money.
I'd better find some work or I'm in deep shit.
But a stable job is hard to find during an economic crisis.
Here...here...hehee... What's with you guys? What's so funny?
Hehe...hee...S...stop! Stay back!
STOP IT!!
I'm not having fun!
"""Stop it, you guys! Let me go!"""
That's Hyatt. my classmate.
"""Hey Hyatt, do you want to walk home together?"""
"""Sorry I lpara,"
"I don't want my friends to gossip about us."""
"""She's good, lf it comes down to this..."""
They're expecting to fool everyone by laughing offthis situation I ...
I...
Aren't you from yesterday...?
Such beauty...
"(1 Touch her,2 Kiss,3 other) (2 Kiss)"
What the hell am I doing?! This isn't like me!
It's only proper to help someone who's collapsed.
Alright.
Don't touch her!
"""Hey, are you okay? Hey!"""
Wind swinshing in the flower field - oh...
Can you stand up?
Thank you.
I'm a bit anemic.
Can you take me somewhere cool?
"""Y...yeah, I'll lend you a hand.""Come on ."
That was fouching
"""Oh, was it?"""
"I saw it...""Oh, you did ?"""
Ha ha ha ...
You're awake? I bought some juice.
Thank you so much.
It feels so good.
I... I'm glad.
It feels SO good!
No
How can I ever thank you?
Oh no! It's just common sense to help those in trouble.
My back!
"""Aw man, I lost my wallet!"""
Someone stole my baby!
Shut up! Can't you be in trouble quietly!?
I guess people meet like this too.
Ha-chan's so late!
I'm getting tired of eating bread edges.
I wonder if...
Excel's lmaginafion
Hail I lparatzo!
I think I'll present the new personnel assignments while Excel isn't here
"""First of all, staff officer and cadet, Hyatt."""
And Mechi as combat officer.
Excel will be in charge ofthe bathrooms.
"""Now, Hyatt."""
Why don't we go to a private room and hae a deep and intimate meeting?
"""It could get late, so make sure you bring extra underwear."""
"""I thought so, so I've already prepared."""
You even brought a bath set? Good work.
As expected of my staff officer and cadet.
Thank you.
Come.
Huh?! Something wrong here!
Please don't abandon me Master I lparatzo!
I love you so dearly why do you treat me like that?
Why wasn't it like that when we met?!
Let's go home together bro!
Go home by yourself stupid.
Huh? Why?!'
Oh! Wait brother!
Brother!
Why is my imagination so vivid?
And why Ha-chan? I should have more cues on this show.
Oh Master I lparatzo!
Please... please don't abandon me!
I love you so much and I don't care what happens to me Master I lparatzo!
"""Oh, Master I lparatzo! Uh, Master I lparatzo!"""
"""I lpara, I lpara, parapara-ra!"""
"""I love you, I love you!"""
"""I'para I lpara... papara, para!"""
Slow As HELL Subs
NOT FOR SALE OR RENTAL
"""Where are we going, Mr I lapara?"""
I'll choose a place she'll love!
Perfect.
We're at the department store!
And then we're gonna take a break at the cafe!
This is a pretty nice and cool place isn't it?
"""Yes, it's very comfortable... um..."""
I'm Watanabe... you can shorten it and call me Watanabe.
Mr. Watanabe?
I'm Hy...
Hy?
"""No, um... Nyasugi is my name."""
So it's Miss Hy-no'um Ayasugi?
"""No, not that."""
Miss Hy-no'um Nonot'that Ayasugi?
Please call me whatever you like.
Then I'll cut it short and call you Miss Ayasugi.
That's fine.
"""Miss Ayasugi, huh?"""
Anyway I'm so glad that someone like you moved in next door.
The one living there before was so noisy.
I can't tell you how many times I've wanted to barge in and complain!
Before?
I need a topic... a topic...
"""Oh, um... are you working. Miss Ayasugi?"""
"""Yes , I jsut started workihng yesterday so I don't know letffrom right?"
But I have a wonderful senior and I'm hoping to do my best
Nice... I'm just...
"""Where do you work, Mr. Watanabe?"""
Huh? Oh... um...
"""At """"Huh-Oh'um?"""
"""Well, I mean..."""
"""It's a job called """"well mean""""? """
"""No... um, I mean..."""
"""What do you work as, Mr. Watanabe?"""
Um...um...
I...l...
I'm a public official!
"Yes, she is a city public official?"
You are public official!
That's such a stable job
Y...Yeah!
I m-m-mean the government p-p-p-pays me too!
A bug?
Manager... those customers aren't leaving yet.
They're sticking to just one up cup of coffee...
That's still better than them They haven't even ordered anything.
Go ask them what they want to order.
No way.
"""Anyway, ifyou're in trouble feel free to tell me about it."""
I'll help you out.
Thank you very much.
That was a good thing to hear
You're right.
"""Hey, Ha-chan!"""
Where are you.
Ha-chan?
Come out Ha-chan!!!
Did anyone see Ha-chan?!
I would appreciate any information!
Please contact Across Secret I deal Organization base
ifyou have any info.
Has anyone seen Ha-chan?!
What uncooperative citizens!
"""We, ofAcross, must reform them after all!"
"oh, oh"""
"""No, I must find our lost employee first!"""
As a senior employee of Across' Secret ldeal Organization...
...it's no time to be refueling right now.
Here you go.
I'll have it after all!
Wow this is delicious! I don't care if it's only half-cooked!
Department store is for shoping shop at the department store
Raw caviar.
Grilled salmon roe.
Grill it
Thanks for coming
"""Without further ado.I'm giving you a job, the best in all of Shimabara."""
Take that package and give it to a blond-haired girl in this city.
And the pay?
Just name your price.
How generous
Then I'll give you some of my secret information as well.
That man is alive.
What? Don't tell me he...
"""Yes, I need you to stay alive until myjob is accomplished."""
Nabeshin.
I'll be back!
Please... the soup!
I'm scared!
Then why are you running from the soup?!
This is so fun isn't it. Mr. I lpara?
Yeah. it really is fun.
Hey I lpara. What'cha flirtin' with a girl for?
I wata... Sumiyoshi !!!
I can't turn it off! I can't select!!!!
We have roof at the department store.
There's nothing interesting here.
If it's not interesting then don't come along!
What are you talking about? We're only thinking about you here!
Ifyou're thinking about me. Don't come!
"""Are you having fun crashing my 'Get the girl,love-love"""" plan?!"""
"""She's not feeling well, you know!"""
I want to help her and be kind to her and hug her close to me.
And then and then and then...!
Mr. Watarabe... And then and then and then...!
What is that?
You ride it. It's free if you don't put any money in it.
Didn't you ride one when you were a kid?
Nevermind! Miss Ayasugi isn't interested in things like that I
(You look)
You don't have to tell her...
How wonderful! I've never ridden on anything like this!
I guess we can't take a break and ride it.
You're gonna ride it after all?
"""Man, this piston movement is nostalgic."""
"""It's not making you feel sick, Miss Ayasugi, is it?"""
It feels very good.
What a strange girl... happily riding that thing.
Shut up!
It's a wonderful thing to be able
to appreciate the little things in life.
"""I want to make Miss Ayasugi happy, I truly do."""
She's fragile. It's abvious that I must take care of her.
She does look kinda fragile. Doesn't she?
Too late
M-Miss Ayasugi!
"""Oh man, Toilet, toilet..."""
Nothing good happens when you eat too much sample food.
Huh? What's this?
Um. I... I've always loved you.
P-Please accept this.
Thank you.
U...um... Excuse me!
Was that good?
"""It hurts, Mr. I lpara..."""
If I don't get that box...
What should l...?
What should I do? !
Why do we keep having trouble like this?
Is someone monipulating my luck?
Don't do that!
That hurt. I'm bleeding. Damn it.
Go to Hell! Shut up and die!
Mr. Watanabe...
...please... a toilet...
Let's find out how effective the new bomb type is.
S-Sorry.
You!
Damn you. Tetsuko died for this...?
Nabeshin! How did you...?
DIE!!!!
No! Stop it!
Let it all out! Feels so fine!
Senior.
"""Oh, Ha-chan!"""
Why are you here?
Look! I got something from someone ot the department store!
I told them to pay trbute to Across!
And I got a present I See?
Wonderful!
What the heck is this?
What!? It looks like a bomb!
Ha-chan! This is no time to be dead!
W-What the hell? A bomb in a love game?
Mr. I lpara... ifyou really love me ... the bomb...
Okay!
"""Tetsuko, I have avenged your death."""
You're too late.
"""Even for you, it's too late."""
"""I can see it, I can see the pure horizon-- my goal...!"""
Wh... what?!
Miss Ayasugi is taking a long time.
W-Which one is it?
"""From the pattern, it should be one ofthese three."""
Ifwe cut the right one we'll be safe
"""Ifwe choose wrong, KABOOM!"""
Is not everything what you see with your eyes.
"""With your heart, see you must."""
With my heart?
Who's the ol' man?
"""Anway, which wire...?"""
It's the red!
It's the red! I think...
I did it.
I believed that you... I believed that you would be able to save me...
"""Yay, thanks Papa!""I really wanted this!"
"""Oh dear, don't spoil him like that."""
"""What else do you want, Sandora?"""
I want a younger brother!
"""Okay, okay. I'll give it my best shot,"
"right mommy?"""
Oh dear.
What's wrong?
Mama!
Honey... don't tell me?
I think so.
"""Be happy Sanmdora, it's your younger brother!"""
Yeah! Alright!
Why? The math doesn't work out!
That means Gomez was with my wife ... even when I was still here!
It's just... It's just a program created by the foolish citizens
However...
Continue in progress...
Let everything return to normal with this great power.
Today's experiment
Today's experiment... failed
I'm out to take the public official examsl I'm gonna pass it for sure!
"""Oh, Mr. Watanabe... right?"""
Miss Ayasugi!
Good morning.
... a bit of success
Translated by Aya Honyaku Japan Translation
I've known since that day.
The reason you came to me
The soft texture of my body
Is a favorite ofyours
In your hungered eyes
How does this body look?
"""Ifyou're going to eat me, please do it quickly."""
So that this flesh won't become too tough...
"""Hey, hey! Director!"""
"""What is it, Excel?"""
Do you think we'll be okay? Okay?
About what?
"""How should I say it?l mean things like should we continue to do this and .stuff like that?"""
You're confused?
"""Just a bit,l believe in you director but how can I say it?how can I say it?!"""
What?
Nevermind.
"""Next time Heppoko Experimental Animation Excel Saga episode 5 is the"
""""" Amazing Giant Tower', right? Right?"""
Yeah.
Is it amazing? ls it?
Uh... m-maybe?